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Featured Joke: Why did the calendar look nervous?
Because its days were numbered.

Pick Your Laugh Department

My family tree is full of nuts — but at least we provide our own shade.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

My dog is a great listener. Mostly because he’s waiting for the word “treat.”

Being an adult is just saying “next week will be quieter” until retirement.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.